Leo can’t really stand the whole PDA thing.
Yeah, maybe a kiss every now and again, but there is a line and it had been crossed - no, flown over like a circus performer out of a canon.
All he wanted to do was have a bro’s night on the couch with Jason, kick his weak butt in Mario Kart, and eat pizza ‘til he puked. But when Annabeth and Percy crashed the party, they were proving to be a distraction.
"Mm, you’re so pretty. I wuv you so much," Percy said, in his widdle baby talk.
"No, I wuv you more!”
Leo pulled his concentration from the race and flashed them the side-eye. Jason, sitting beside them, wasn’t paying them any attention as he stuck his tongue out of the edge of his mouth and drove the course. But seriously, how could he just ignore the constant nose-rubbing and cooing like little doves.
They pecked each other on the lips, determined to be the one that had the last kiss. It was sickeningly cute. Nope, just sickening. Leo couldn’t really stand much more. He paused the game (making Jason go “Hey!”).
"Could you guys just, like, not?"
"That whole…" Leo waved his hand in their direction, like he was cleaning a window.
"We’re just making up for lost time!" Annabeth said, batting her eyelashes.
Leo wrinkled his nose. “C’mon, Jason. Let’s go see what Frank’s up to.”
"But - I was… Okay…" Jason sighed, leaving his controller on the couch as he followed Leo out of the room.
There was a beat, then two, just to make sure they were really gone. Then Annabeth scrambled off of Percy’s lap and snatched Jason’s controller into her hands. She bounced on the couch and started a new game with a wicked grin on her face.
"Dibs on Donkey Kong!" she said.
"Dibs on - dammit!" Percy said, too late.